In tonight’s game against the Yankees, while tracking down a fly ball near the right field stands, Ichiro accidentally collided with a young female fan who after regaining her composure then proceeded to react like one of teeny boppers from the Ed Suillivan Show when the Beatles or Elvis performed. I mean, she got flushed, worked up and hot there. Maybe not two rats in the fucking sock hot, but hot nonetheless. I don’t want to get too graphic because I’m not sure the girl is of legal age and I don’t want to end up in the same cell as Jeremy Green, but you get the idea. Here, just watch the video before baseball gets a territorial and express written consentish and makes YouTube take it down.
It wasn’t shown in that video, but afterward, he even sent her a bunch of autographed balls and shirts, etc. I mean what a guy, that Ichiro. As opposed to say grumpy, bearded-ass Jayson Werth who seemingly has no problem whatsoever chastising a grown man in front of his kid for having the audacity to get between him and a pop-up. The lesson? Japanese people are forever noble and honorable while white people are nothing more than entitled jerks.