Scene: San Francisco, CA, a few weeks ago.
Giants promotion guy #1: ‘What do you think we should do to promote our wearable blanket night?’
Giants promotion guy #2: ‘I don’t know. How’s this sound? We bring the best young pitcher our franchise has ever seen, dress him like Orko from He-Man and make him pose like he’s trying to conjure up a Hadouken fireball?’
Giants promotion guy #1: ‘Love it! Make it happen people!’