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Steve Breaston Scores TD, Asks World To Say Hello To The Bad Guy

Posted by Harvey Bars · January 11th, 2010

And the award for this season’s best touchdown celebration goes to….


And since we all know the NFL to be a league of copycats, here are some of the other WWE inspired celebrations you can expect to see next weekend:
– Drew Brees and Jeremy Shockey connect for a TD then break out the Bushwhacker walk.
– Ray Lewis recovers a fumble at midfield, slowly raises arms above head then suddenly drops them, causing fire to shoot out the tops of each pylon.
– Keith Brooking performing his already pretty gay normal pregame antics in full Goldust regalia
– Philip Rivers sneaks one from the one yard line then sprays his own crowd with his cologne Arrogance
– Adrian Peterson runs over Ken Hamlin then lays Shiancoe’s penis his pet python Damien over him before he gets up
– Darrelle Revis stuffing a $100 bill in Vincent Jackson’s mouth after his inevitable two catch day.
– Darren Sproles scampers for a 35 yard TD, then gets into fake egg only emerge in November at the Survivor Series in a chicken costume.
– Brett Favre throws game winning TD then tosses Brad Childress through the window of the Barbershop

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