I was watching The Sing-Off last night because…well, it’s not important why. I was. In the midst of adding Maxx Factor to the spank bank, something completely useless dawned on me. Host Nick Lachey sounds like Dirk Diggler. Allow me to introduce to you my latest mash-up, the one you didn’t ask for.
You know that scene in Armagedden where Ben Affleck gets to third base with Liv Tyler using only animal crackers and a Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles accent? She asks if he thought anyone else in the world was doing the exact same thing at that exact same moment. I thought about this last night. I’d like to think that this mash-up crossed someone’s else’s mind, but I don’t think it did.
