FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.
Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired up with some faceless wasp, summed up the excitement of seeing the deep-pocketed ballplayers arrive. She then proceeded to talk about the players’ “wives, and families, girlfriends and gumadas.”
Seeing as the word “gumada” isn’t generally thrown around outside the borders Little Italy, I went to the scholarly journal known as Urban Dictionary.
A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun “cumadre”.As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn’t mind if you get a gumada.
If I recall from my Italian upbringing — which consisted of Sopranos episodes and ketchup-covered pasta — a gumada is needed to suck one’s dick. You know, you don’t want your fuckin-a wife kissin’ your kids’ a-fucking mouth with-a fucking-a sperm drippin’ down her lips.
So, there you have it.
