Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily and that all of a sudden the Lions would be putting up 35 points every week while in the midst of the playoff hunt? No, you short-fused, white-haired retard, turning around an abysmal sports franchise takes time. Not as long as they used to take, but certainly longer than eight games. And besides, this team did not win one game last season. This year is essentially nothing more than extended preseason for 2010 and beyond.
You’re a 60-year-old unathletic man who wears glasses and deliberately tucks in his t-shirts. You really should not be yelling at anyone not related to you by blood unless they’re leaving flaming bags of shit on your doorstep. The $10-$50 you paid for your seat doesn’t give the right to act like an asshole for no reason. And, not for nothing, I see you were at the stadium, but did you even watch the godeffing game? I’m not all too sure you did because if you had perhaps you would have noticed their two best offensive weapons sitting on the sidelines with injuries? Or maybe you saw that his targets he did have were named Dennis Northcutt and Bryant Johnson. And sure, it sucks losing to an inferior team like the Rams (yes, they are inferior) but all a win would have really done was given us worse draft picks come April. And considering that all of the Lions top picks from last year’s draft are already paying legitimate dividends, one more year of picking near the top of every round for Mayhew and Schwartz would be a good thing.
Let me take on a guided tour down memory lane. Do these names rings a bell? Joey Harrington, Dan Orlovsky, Drew Henson, Drew Stanton, Mike McMahon, Charlie Batch, Stoney Case….seriously STONEY FRIGGIN’ CASE. These are some of the human beings the Lions mistakenly paid money for over the last decade or so to act as the team’s quarterback. I openly pine for the days of Scott Mitchell, who by the way, had like two good seasons and is by far the best QB the team has seen since Bobby Layne, who played for Detroit when there were only 48 states. So the team finally has someone who not only looks like he is going to be a talented player but also said he wanted to play in Detroit for the love of fuck! and now, at 1-7 you decide want to arbitrarily blow your gasket and give him shit. I understand you don’t have a lot of time left but you really need to exert some patience, ass. You should also write a letter of apology to young Matthew as well. You don’t have to but if you decline, I swear to Barry, every night before I go to bed, I will pray that you drop dead of a massive heart attack in front of your grandchildren on Christmas morning.
