JP Losman was sacked six times in last night’s laughable 29-15 loss to the Florida Tuskers. For a Bro that pounds the drums, he was completely void of rhythm.
Let’s do a quick recap of JP’s failures:
- Happy feet in the pocket? Check.
- Staring longingly into the eyes of his receivers? Check.
- Managing to look like more of a ragdoll-bitch than Jimmy Clausen? Check.
- Actually listening to the Prozac-powered Jim Fassel? Check.
Basically, JP played like Dick Jauron fornicates.
“Just Putrid” was just that, bringing back fond memories of his time in Buffalo with Jauron. He proved that not much had changed since leaving the Bills, putting forth an effort that mirrored his last game as an NFL starter.
If you recall, JP filled in for the injured Trent Edwards against the Jets in Week 15 last year. He managed to get sacked with less than two minutes left in regulation, literally handing Sean Ellis and the Jets a 31-27 victory.
It was a performance that undoubtedly sealed his UFL fate.
In honor of both soul-crushing outings, I have prepared a video montage. Enjoy.
