I’ll probably grow tired and weary of creating UFL posts by Friday. But today’s Wednesday. And who’s to say the league will even make it to Friday?
So, yeah, here’s another helping from the Uncle Fester League.
Unlike Big Mikey Francesa, I have accepted “Twittah” as a vital cog in the media machine. Even the UFL has managed to escape from its halfway house and find its way onto Twitter. Here’s what UFL nation had to say about tonight’s Las Vegas vs. Florida matchup at the Citrus Bowl.
Frankly, I’m shocked.
The Tuskers have former Jets third-round pick Anthony Schlegel at middle linebacker! He hunts wild boar for sport!
The UFL needs to take advantage of Schlegel-type players. The solution to get asses in the seats tonight — which doesn’t seem likely — is obvious. Simply force Schlegel to moonlight as the halftime show. Position the former OSU Fuckeye in one end zone and unleash a caged wild boar from the opposite end zone. Blow the whistle and have them go at it for 20 minutes. If Schlegel happens to slaughter the boar, the first 100 fans in attendance will get invited to a pig roast.
I guran-fucking-tee this would be less of a bore than the four quarters of miserable football.
