Unlike the XFL, the UFL didn’t resort to using The Anarchist Cookbook when formulating its rulebook. But they didn’t clone Roger Goodell’s socialist doctrine, either.
There are merely subtle differences. For instance, Tom Brady’s tuck has been amended into the fuck rule. Also, cameras are welcomed into the locker room at halftime.
As a result of the lens-happy policy, we were given a graphic peep show by California Redwoods offensive tackle Todd Williams. A former seventh round draft pick, the frontal-fister played for Tennessee, Tampa Bay and Green Bay. In total, Williams appeared in seven NFL games.
Judging by tonight’s showing, I’d say the California Redwoods will be logged out of existence in the same amount of games.
