One day your just an anonymous yet proud member of the Otter Valley Otters and the next you make one bonehead play then all of a sudden you’re on the front page of Yahoo and are being compared to Leon Lett on Deadspin. Thank God when I was younger if you wanted to record anything you couldn’t just hit a button on your phone but instead had to lug one of these beasts around. I can just imagine how the media would run with the footage of me in fourth grade dropping an easy toss at first base that would have put us in the finals of the All Star tournament. The would have sliced and diced my crying-like-a-Mary pansy ass up.
Boy Am I Glad That Every Game I Played In Growing Up Wasn’t Recorded For Posterity
Posted by Harvey Bars · October 1st, 2009
One day your just an anonymous yet proud member of the Otter Valley Otters and the next you make one bonehead play then all of a sudden you’re on the front page of Yahoo and are being compared to Leon Lett on Deadspin. Thank God when I was younger if you wanted to record anything you couldn’t just hit a button on your phone but instead had to lug one of these beasts around. I can just imagine how the media would run with the footage of me in fourth grade dropping an easy toss at first base that would have put us in the finals of the All Star tournament. The would have sliced and diced my crying-like-a-Mary pansy ass up.
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