TEBOW DOWN! TEBOW DOWN! WE HAVE A TEBOW DOWN!
I know you’re probably expecting a real schadenfreudey post right now, to which I say 1) you’re clearly not an avid Suave reader if you’re still expecting posts with any sort of regularity and 2) I have to admit, I didn’t like seeing Tim Tebow go down. I like watching him play. It’s all part of my recent interest of late in countercounterculture. Yeah, I naturally tend to dislike anything that everyone loves, but then when the haters become the majority, I go back to the other side and assume the zealot role. Tebowner! I actually hope Belichick drafts him and installs the A-11 offense in New England. And play a few home games in Afghanistan. Fuck it. Go Pats!!
Anyway, feel better sporto. I won’t pray for you because it’s pointless and stupid and would really cut into the time I usually reserve for Madden and not praying. But I wouldn’t mind if you came back and won another Heisman so I don’t have to hear about Archie Griffin that much anymore.
