New York Jets wide receiver David Clowney had another standout preseason game last night, totaling two catches for 33 yards and a TD against Baltimore.
iBaltimore! According to Jaws and Chucky, there were even scouts from Pol Pot checking out the soon-to-be-cut ninth-string Ravens. Because who wouldn’t want add some “Ozzie Newsome toughness” to their regime, right?
With the performance, Clowney bolstered his already impressive preseason numbers. In his two years of meaningless bliss with the Jets, the third-year Virginia Tech receiver has hauled in 13 catches for 357 yards and four TDs.
More impressively, the Clown Man only runs one route: straight — yet faster than Bob Hayes.
Through the first two softcore-porn-games, The Dreaded One is fifth in the NFL in receiving yards (135) and second in TDs (two).
Despite the stellar numbers, Clowney knows he can do better, which he admitted last night in a fleeting moment of cyber introspection.
He even owned up for, you know, just havin’ fun too much fun last night:
But can you blame him? The world should know the face of most feared preseason receiver in the history of the National (FUCK) Football (YOU) League (CHRIS CARTER).
Heading into the final two games of the preseason, Clowney has a real shot to become the first two-time preseason MVP in NFL history.
And that calls for a dance:
Nate Robinson and Losloseeboy will be eagerly watching, Clown Man.
