Former Duke cardboard cutout Greg Paulus has been named the starting quarterback at Syracuse.
The 37-year-old Paulus apparently beat out two corpses for the job.
In making such a bold move, it’s obvious that Syracuse rookie head coach Doug Marrone is willing to exchange points for attendance figures.
But there’s more, of course. Marrone has also started to stroke Paulus like a fully erect Tebowner.
“If you had ever met Greg Paulus, you’d understand and I wouldn’t get a lot of the questions that I get,” Marrone said. “If something can be accomplished, he can do it.”
Really, Doug? Well, I guess Paulus did accomplish the unthinkable this past basketball season. I mean, it takes a special talent to lose a three-year starting point guard spot during the swan song of one’s career.
Somewhere, Jim Brown is burning his Orange jersey.
Not that I’m a Rutgers fan, but this has to be sweet revenge for the NJguidos(.com) that compse this site
