Tirico Suave

Of all the inane internet time wasting devices, I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for soundboards. I mean, I like buttons, funny noises and staring blankly at computer screens, so you can see why I enjoy them so. And this one here, courtesy of Complex.com, is stellar. Rappers, athletes, and Bill O’Reilly, amongst others.

Personal faves: Jadakiss’s ‘Ah-ha!’ (top left), Bizzy Bone’s jibberish (next to Jada), Pusha T’s ‘Ughck!’ (middle right), and R. Kelly’s touching question from the heart (above Kanye). Sadly, nothing from Dead Prez made the board. Either ‘white folks they control your brain, I know better than that’ or even ‘I’m down for runnin’ up on them crackers in they city hall’ would have made for nice inclusions. Also, I had to re-size it to fit this page so the Iverson, Bill O’Reilly and Rick Ross ones on the right side ended up getting cut off a bit, but they are still fully functional.