Because one post depicting Rick Pitino mid coitus was apparently not enough.
Hey! Come over to help you with encouraging your son. Figured you could use it on such a hot day. Don’t worry. They’re gonna let us in.
Why don’t you get a ride with somebody?
Sometimes I ride with my brother. but he works mornings. Then he drives himself to work.
What a guy!
….
Listen, Tim Sypher really likes you. Do you like him?
Tim is really nice. But I think I like you.
This is great iced tea.
I gotta go, Karen. I’ve really gotta go. See ya.
Bye.
- Rick ! Hi!
Hi. God, I haven’t seen you for a while.
Yeah. In a hurry. Got stuff I gotta do.
I’m in a hurry too. I just thought I’d say hi to you.
Hi.
I hope this is important because I could be blowin’ a big deal, that was John Wall I was talking to.
Rick, I just…I just want you to know that I’m pregnant.
How do you know it’s mine? We only did it once.
Look at me. I haven’t latched my claws onto anyone in the last six months except you. I know it’s yours.
Jesus! It was your idea. You wanted to do it. You wanted it more than I did.
No. Take that back.
All right. I take it back. No wait, I don’t take that back one bit.
Look, we gotta do somethin’ about it. I mean, uh, we gotta get an abortion. I help my players get them all the time. It’s simple. It’s no big deal.
Yeah. I don’t have health insurance. It’s going to cost $3000 at the Free Clinic.
Doesn’t sound free to me.
I suppose you want me to pay for it.
Yes. And a ride to the clinic. And in a few years, I may try to extort you.
$3000 dollars and a ride.
Hi, Activision, this is Rick Pitino, remember that embarrassing godawful commercial I did for you people a few months back? I need that $3000 appearance fee. No, I did not receive payment. I know you’re not Bank of America but I need my $3000….
Dick.
Since when do you go bowling anyway?
