A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.
Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an injured testicle after a ground ball took a bad hop Wednesday night. There was some tearing and internal bleeding as Beltre doesn’t wear a cup. (Sorry I as I wince while writing that).
