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Lucky Fan Lives Out Dream Of Giving Thumbs Up To Crowd As He’s Carted Off The Field After A Gruesome Injury

Posted by Harvey Bars · August 8th, 2009

Stupid Cardinals Fan Falls Out Of His Seat And Breaks His Face

Wow. When I go to a ballgame, I’m usually just hoping to catch a foul ball or maybe if I’m lucky a bat to the grill, but this guy, he was able to get on the field during a game without getting arrested and even received a rousing ovation as he left. Sure, he fell flat on his face, bled like Mass Transit, and became the biggest douche of a baseball fan we’ve seen since Team Ligue, but now he can order one of these and when people inquire about it, he’s got a great story to tell and probably a real kickass scar between his eyes to boot. Metal!

Stupid Cardinals Fan Falls Out Of His Seat And Breaks His Face

Video below until MLB gets pissy about it and pulls it down. Then just go here.

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