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Report: David Ortiz Tests Positive For KEDs

Posted by Harvey Bars · July 30th, 2009

David Ortiz Tests Positive For KEDs

I just don’t see what the fuss is all about. I mean, personally I’d rather wear something that gave me a little more traction, but it’s not like Papi is a speed demon. Not to mention, other popular Boston athletes sport them as well. And it’s not like they affect his play on the fie….excuse me, I misread the original article. Ortiz actually tested positive for PEDs. Oh…….well…….still, who really gives a shit?

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