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WWE Takes Pepsi Center Turf War With Nuggets To The Mattresses

Posted by Harvey Bars · May 20th, 2009

The recent feud between the WWE and the Denver Nuggets reached a stalemate Tuesday as every suggestion and compromise, no matter how seemingly logical they appeared to be, faced some sort of insurmountable roadblock. Well the tension reached it’s boiling point early Wednesday morning when Vince McMahon and crew carried out a series of vicious attacks on the unsuspecting Denver squad, who were still reeling over Tuesday night’s loss in game one.

WWE Denver Nuggets Randy Orton Dan Issel
Legend killer Randy Orton launched the opening salvo when he planted this vicious kick to the head of Dan Issel.

WWE Denver Nuggets Undertaker Renaldo Balkman
By the time the lights came back on, Renaldo Balkman never knew what hit him.

WWE Denver Nuggets Rey Mysterio Kenyon Martin
Surprise guest referee Mark Cuban was the equalizer in what should have been a huge mismatch.

WWE Denver Nuggets The Miz Chris Birdman Andersen
Dudes with douchey faux-hawks are eerily similar to betta fish. If you have two or more in a confined area, you can expect aggressively violent behavior to ensue shortly after.

WWE Denver Nuggets Carmelo Anthony John Cena
I already checked. Tapping does not officially fall under the snitching umbrella.

WWE Denver Nuggets Legion Of Doom Sonny Weems
Considering that they no longer wrestle coupled with the fact that Hawk has been dead for over five years, I can’t really blame Sonny Weems for not seeing this Doomsday Device coming.

WWE Denver Nuggets HHH George Karl
A pedigree on George Karl seemed excessive at this point.

WWE Denver Nuggets Vince McMahon David Stern
I don’t think you’ll ever get David Stern to admit this publicly but I have a strong feeling that he, along with rest of us, knew all along how this was going to end.

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