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Dazed And Cuban’d

Posted by Harvey Bars · May 12th, 2009

Scene: An impromptu party has gathered at he Moontower following a game four of the Nuggets – Mavericks series. Mark Cuban, Dirk Nowitzki and JJ Barea stroll past Kenyon Martin and JR Smith as they lean on a Trans Am.

Cuban: Man, someone’s actin’ like a thug.

K-Mart: Hey man. Hey slow down. What’s up?

Mark Cuban Kenyon Martin Dazed And Confused

Cuban: Hey how’s it going?

K-Mart: What did you just say?

Cuban: What?

K-Mart: Just now man, when you walked past. What’d you say?

Cuban: About what?

K-Mart: You said “someone’s actin’ like a thug.”

Cuban: No. I meant somewhere I saw some thuggery. You know? It was just an observation.

Mark Cuban Kenyon Martin Dazed And Confused

K-Mart: Oh an observation huh? Well who the hell are you man? Isaac fucking Cuban? Well guess what billionaire, I’m the one actin’ like a thug motherfucker. You got a problem with that?

Cuban: No of course not.

K-Mart: Well why’d you say that chief? Come on man don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t cash. So I’m thugging it up my teammates man! So I’m a fucking punk ass, man! What’s it to you huh?

Mark Cuban Kenyon Martin Dazed And Confused

K-Mart: What’s the matter pussy? Out of observations?

K-Mart: Well why don’t you observe while I punch your fucking teeth down your throat? Come on.

Mark Cuban Kenyon Martin Dazed And Confused

K-Mart: Hey, I’ll be watching you Cuban. I only came here to do two things man. Kick some ass and play some games. Looks like we’re almost out of games.

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