The Hollywood Museum is updating their displays and thus are auctioning off more than 200 of their figures. And the prices are surprisingly affordable for something excessive and dated that serves no purpose. I mean the Swayze statue pictured above started at $500 and currently has zero bids. So who’s in on a Swayze wax statue time share? Who wants to be the Hollywood to my Andrew McCarthy? I’ll pay $250 and let you be the one who says “I’d thought it’d be bigger” when it arrives. It’s a win-win for you.
The entire catalog of what’s for sale can be found here, and some of my personal favorites are below:
Will Sasso wax statue sadly not included.
Danny Devito from Romancing the Stone (shown actual size).
Comes with nearly as many glass eyes as the real Sammy!
More life like than daughter, value skyrockets if he indeed does pull an OJ, although I wish it looked more like the Hulkster and less like Blue from Old School.
Despite what your friends may tell you, standing behind this one and proclaiming ‘This is a knife!’ never gets stale.
I feel I could get the real Philip Michael Thomas to come to my house for a lot less $3000.
If a picture of Dolph Lundgren is all it takes to ward off a home invasion and save your wife’s life, I figure a statue of Mike Tyson might scare them unconscious long enough for you to come home and exact your revenge.
Fun fact: statues of Emmanuel Lewis and Dudley from Diff’rent Strokes had to melted down to create Arsenio’s right index finger (H/T: Keenan Ivory Wayans).
Sadly, this has ‘heartless YouTube re-enactment’ written all over it.
JFK. See previous description.
Just remember, if you have young boys, when they get to be around age 10, they’re going to jump up and try to touch the cross every time they pass this. It also seems like it would be difficult to dust.
