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Dear ESPN.com (And Any Other Sites That Apply),

Posted by Harvey Bars · April 11th, 2009

HAL
“BOO-YAH, Dave.”

RE: Autoplay Videos

How does this still happen? In fact, why did it ever happen? Very few, if any, hostages are permitted to surf the internet. The vast majority of web users have access to all their extremities at all times (minus the occasional jack session, of course) and thus should be trusted and left on their own accord to play the videos they deem worthy of their own eyes and ears. I can understand you’re desire to expose to the world Jim Basquil’s Tribe – Jays epic postgame breakdown in hopes that it goes viral, but some of us are trying to watch the Chamber of Horrors match from Starrcade 91 on another tab and don’t feel like playing the Firefox Shell Game where instead of a ball or money, I jump from tab to tab scouring for ambitious, noisy videos, all the while missing Abdullah the Butcher as he’s accidentally electrocuted by teammate/best friend/only person who ever understood him, Cactus Jack. Please fix before web 3.0.

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