Todd McShay does his segments in HD.
Mel Kiper does his is in SD.
McShay uses gel in his hair.
Kiper uses mouse.
McShay’s draft board is on an Excel spreadsheet.
Kiper’s is scrawled on the wall of his cave.
Both men despise each other.
I really can’t wait for Kiper to just completely snap in one of these segments. I mean, he’s the Jackie Robinson of pointless, nonathletic white guys that stalk muscular college kids.
Where’s the respect, McShay?
(Update: And we’re back)
