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The Exact Moment I Gave Up On Gallo

Posted by Losloseeboy · February 11th, 2009

Danilo Gallinari, our prized No. 6 pick, is awful.

He runs the court like a square, has a loose handle and plays defense like someone with cystic fibrosis.

The Knicks, continuing on with their reenactment of The Trail of Tears, stopped over for a drubbing in Golden State last night. Gallo took the opportunity to seal his fate as a bust.

Watch:

Anthony Randolph — the guy in the video making Gallo look like Pinocchio — was the No. 14 pick in this year’s draft. Despite logging only 14 minutes, the 19-year from LSU scored 12 points, grabbed seven boards and blocked two shots. Gallo, who saw 15 minutes of action, produced an Eddy Curry-esque line. He scored six points, picked up three fouls and managed to post goose eggs in every other major statistical category.

And they said Zeke was sticking around to be a scout.

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