Mike D’Antoni arrived in NY and sold his SSOL philosophy to the fans and media.
He promised a high-scoring offensive orgy of Roman proportions.
But after giving up an average of 107 ppg through the first 51 games, it has felt more like a one-sided fuck fest with our anus tagged as orifice No. 1.
Simply put: Playboy’s style won’t work here in NY.
From the beginning of the Pat Riley era in 1991-92 to the end of the Van Gundy era in 2000-01, the Knicks gave up an average of 91.7 ppg. Regarded as a team that embodied the city, NY finished as a Top 3 defensive squad seven of the 10 years and were inside the Top 6 the other three seasons.
In those 10 seasons, the Knicks made it to the NBA Finals twice, Eastern Conference Finals twice and the Eastern Conference Semis five times. We lost in the first round of the playoffs — a seemingly fictitious place that we got a peep show of once in the past seven years — just once.
We need to take D’Antoni — along with his liberal style of ball — and bury it back in the desert.
(This German schnauzer-looking pervert has fucked his last Knicks fan)
