The Steelers raped and pillaged the Circuit City on 2710 North Dale Mabry in Tampa on Monday.
Video cameras made by delicate Asian hands were taken and violated by monster paws.
LaMarr Woodley, seen opening his HD handheld camera box with his teeth, proclaimed he was going to “wipe my ass” with the instruction manual.
Ben Roethlisberger took spare medical tape and attached a camera to his head.
“POV football!” Roethlisberger screamed to Max Starks, who bought 1,440 cell phones to prank call Alan Faneca every minute for a day.
But not everyone was so lavish.
Dick LeBeau, wearing only overalls, yelled about The Great Depression Part II and put a phonograph on layaway.
