What she lacks in moral fiber, she makes up for with this spot-on Delonte West impersonation.
Via The Smoking Gun:
JANUARY 28–Since it is Super Bowl week in Tampa, the local cops are cracking down on hookers working from area hotels, street corners, private residences, and massage parlors. As is customary in the days before football’s championship game, police have been rounding up women on prostitution charges, lest they supposedly cash in on the influx of out-of-town pigskin fans. As seen on the following pages, 19 suspects-aged 19 to 53–have been nabbed since Monday, with each arrestee posing for a mug shot at the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office.
The pictures of all 19 women can be seen if you click on the link above. Spoiler alert: they all resemble downtrodden hookers. And look at the bright side, girls. At least you’re in Tampa. If Super Bowl XLIII were being held in Baltimore, instead of in jail, you’d probably be in the stacks of some port, waiting for Amy Ryan to find you in an airless crate behind a bunch of televisions, so perk the fuck up and get right back out there.
