The only thing missing from yesterday’s historic event was someone padding Mike Francesa’s ego.
Wait, that happened?
Really?
With that said, what’s next?
* At this point, Francesa probably thinks he would be an upgrade over Steelers NT Casey Hampton.
* Present him with that techno-soul-sucking tool and he’ll show Kanye a thing or two about hyp-ah-tension.
* You think Mickey Rourke can act? Then why has Francesa already inked a contract to play the lead role in a “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan biopic?
* Climbing Everest blind? Mikey has already booked a hel-e-cop-tah to fly over Mount Vesuvius, where he will parachute directly into the crater whilst eating three plates of Manny’s Chicken Francese.
* Mikey plans to defeat blu-ray by re-introducing the las-ah disc to the mah-ket.
“It’s a bigg-ah disc and produced by an American company!”
To make the biggest splash possible, he has designs on re-releasing “Voyage of the Mimi”.
“With a young Afleck, it it will make New York-ahs forget about “Seinfeld.”
* The only person in Long Island high school football history to tackle Jim Brown? Mikey.
* “Soccer hasn’t failed in the U.S. It just hasn’t been in the right hands — my hands,” Francesa said to a svelte Diego Maradonna, who was down to his playing weight after renting the first six of Mike’s personal training videos, which, of course, were on las-ah disc.
