During my trip back east for the holidays, I came across a bunch of my old VHS tapes from back in the day. I haven’t had a chance to go through all of them yet, but there seems to be some interesting things on there, especially if you’re a sucker for pointless nostalgia, like I am. Here’s the first thing I’ve extracted: a local commercial featuring Bill Parcells and Mike Francesa. While these were certainly not the four tits I was hoping to see when I popped these tapes without a label into the VCR, I guess they’ll suffice. Be warned, however. At the five second mark is the most disturbing closeup in all of film and television history.
What’s that? You want that close up in GIF form in order to impress your friends and co-workers? Ok. Fine. Here:























