Here’s a quick rundown of how Sean Ellis saved the Jets’ season against Buffalo.
Buffalo head coach Dick Jauron, looking for a Top 15 pick, put the ball in Just Putrid’s hands. JP rolled out and was assaulted by safety Abram Elam, who was hunting the putrid stench from the backside on a blitz.
Elam dislodged the ball — which effectively wrote JP’s UFL contract for next season. Ellis, tracking the play, picked up the bouncing ball and returned it 11 yards for a TD, putting the Jets on top 31-27 with 1:54 left in the game. Losman, looking to guarantee career backup status in the UFL, threw two interceptions on the Bills’ final two drives.
Ellis’ play was so miraculous that it could have only occurred in a stoned world. And, fittingly, Ellis is a citizen of the stoned world — just like me!
So in honor of our bond, I present Shaun with this tribute video.
Sidenote: this play almost ended up in disaster for Los.
Sitting in Section 336, I bent forward to get a view of Ellis as he cut around the pylon. Losing my balance, I fell forward headfirst, toppling over the rail and into the lap of a 50-year old man. In true Jersey form, I rose to my feet, turned around and slapped hands with some Guido in oversized sunglasses.
HELL YEAH, BRAH!!!!!!!!!1
