
If I were a baby seal, this is how I’d prefer to be taken out.
I had completely forgotten about this conversation I had with reader CFLman a few months back, until he reminded me today how powerful I really am.
So now, I am putting my allegiance out there for whichever CFL squad wants to pony up the cash to have me as their fan. I’m thinking I could be the man who helps the Winnipeg Blue Bombers end their nearly 20 year Grey Cup drought and finally return them to glory. Of course, that’s completely up to their team. Bid away, hosers!






















