“Great Headline! Do you mind if I point at it violently for 90 seconds?
It appears that K-Rod is going to be a Met. The signing itself was inevitable. The contract is what’s absurd. Three years/$37M? Really? I guess the Wilpons better clean out their ashtrays and head to CoinStar, lest they tap into actual funds delegated for signing free agents.
That’s ok. My team made a big splash this offseason, too. I’ll guess we’ll see you fuckos in the World Series.
