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Mets Find Their Guy Who Frantically Points To God After Every One Inning Save As If He Just Simultaneously Cured Cancer And World Hunger Closer

Posted by Harvey Bars · December 9th, 2008

New York Mets Sign Francisco Rodriguez
“Great Headline! Do you mind if I point at it violently for 90 seconds?

It appears that K-Rod is going to be a Met. The signing itself was inevitable. The contract is what’s absurd. Three years/$37M? Really? I guess the Wilpons better clean out their ashtrays and head to CoinStar, lest they tap into actual funds delegated for signing free agents.

That’s ok. My team made a big splash this offseason, too. I’ll guess we’ll see you fuckos in the World Series.

Tags: Harvey Bars · I Am The Greatest Prognosticator Alive! · K-Rod · MLB · New York Mets

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