On a night when Dickie V. preached the gospel about Jimmy Valvano — even doing a masturbatory infomercial at halftime — I didn’t expect him to speak passionately about cock-blocking.
Dick is known to cry at the very sight of an Italian basketball coach with black hair, so I understand how the emotion of the evening could have altered his state.
Still, there has to be some semblance of god damn professionalism.
