This video appears to have made its rounds a few days ago, but I hadn’t seen it till now. It’s pretty goddamn impressive, to say the least. Carl Joseph was born with one leg but still managed to become the captain of the football team and play two years of basketball. He also a) has a career 87-0-1 record in ass-kicking contests b) ran a faster 40 yard dash than Malcolm Kelly c) routinely achieves the high score wherever he plays Dance Dance Revolution. If he took over this site for one day, the Suave would draw more traffic than Perez Hilton and Deadspin combined. No one has ever gotten angrily drunk in his presence and asked him “You think you’re better than me?!?” because they already knew the answer. Chuck Norris refuses to make eye contact with him out of both respect and fear.
Via A Great Sport Story.
Update: Turns out Carl Joseph has quite the sense of humor as well. From an email I received today:
HB … flattery will get you everywhere … one minor correction: I was unbeaten and untied in ass-kicking contests. Can’t you reporters ever get anything right? Thanks for the link!
Carl
