In the last few days, The Suave has been fulfilling the role of NCAA basketball cheap shot / cheap video reporter. Keeping up with the trend, I present you with the latest and greatest incident, which happened in tonight’s Oklahoma vs. USC game.
Blake Griffin, backpedaling on defense, was on the receiving end of a time-honored classic: the sack whack.
USC’s Leonard Washington delivered the nostalgic blow, rekindling a flame that still burns brightly in a thousand middle schools across the country.
Like a delicate flower, Blake tumbled to the ground in agony.
The announcers — particularly Bob Wischusen — went into ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE mode, describing the incident as one of the worst he’d witnessed in college athletics. Really, Bob?
Wischusen, however, failed to notice that Blake shoved Washington on the previous play.
Roll tape …
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1 Harvey Bars // Dec 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm
That’s some damn fine work, Ice Pick.
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2 Losloseeboy // Dec 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Yup, that’s my seventeenth internet pseudonym.
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