Tirico Suave

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Posted by Harvey Bars · December 4th, 2008 · 5 Comments

It's The One That Says Bad Mother Fucker

From one of the Miami Sun-Sentinel’s blogs:

Although the Hurricanes are looking to move forward, the incident will probably be mentioned all season. McClinton slapping Ohio State guard Antony Crater has gained lots of national attention. Most of it has been negative and it doesn’t help that McClinton plays at a school known for its bad-boy image. Speaking of Bad Boys, here’s a take from the blog “Tiricio [sic] Suave,” cleverly named after ESPN anchor Mike Tirico.

Other sites can’t even type our name without their fingers trembling all over the keyboard. I’m not scared to throw a [sic] or two around and I don’t know if I did that right! Doesn’t matter, we’re from the wrong side of the tracks and have quite the checkered past. We’re a deviant, mercurial bunch. If the sports blogosphere were to collectively meet up in Pelham Bay Park, it’d be one of us that would shoot Cyrus Leitch. Author Robert Saviano, as of the date of this post, has refused to write even one word about us. The Tiricio Family, not just bad boys, Bad Boys.

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  • 1 Losloseeboy // Dec 5, 2008 at 10:10 am

    The internet: a place where someone whiter than snow be labeled as a “Bad Boy.”

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    Harvey Bars Reply:

    You’re white?!?

    Fuck, we’re never going to win that NAACP Image award I’ve been pining for since the site started…..

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    Losloseeboy Reply:

    I could be like The Human Stain, maybe.

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  • 2 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Dec 5, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Did anyone else know that Shyne’s father is the Prime Minister of Belize? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Barrow

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    Harvey Bars Reply:

    Clearly, Diddy has much more pull in NYC than the PM of Belize.

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