In the wake Jack McClinton’s slap-happy performance against OSU, we bring you another premier episode on the burgeoning Tirico Suave Network.
The video combines footage of the slap from last night’s game and explores the complex files — likes, dislikes, desires, etc. — that are strewn across McClinton’s mind.
Siena College gave us unbelievable access, digging up an ice-breaker activity from McClinton’s freshman year in the dorms. McClinton played at the mid-major school for two years. Then, presumably, he woke up one morning and realized he was in fucking Albany.
Here’s what we took from the kind folks at Siena.
The Jack McClinton File
Nickname: Apples
My favorite sports team is: Baltimore Ravens
If they made a movie about my life, the actor who played me would be: Martin Lawrence
My favorite musician is: Nas
If I could have one announcer call my best play, it would be: Stuart Scott
My favorite movie: Bad Boys 2
But that’s enough lead up, let’s roll tape.
4 responses so far ↓
1 g8rh8r // Dec 3, 2008 at 11:56 am
Way to skip right past the part where the OSU kid smacks McClinton first…
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Losloseeboy Reply:
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
That would be “balanced” journalism.
Why the fuck would I wanna mess with that?
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2 ACC Official // Dec 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm
After reviewing the video provided by Tirico Suave, and only Tirico Suave, it’s been decided Mr. McClinton acted on his own volition and was unprovoked. Sentence: death.
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3 me // Dec 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
yea, an inadvertent hit to the face while playing defense is the same as taking a swing at someone away from the ball. thugs.
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