After Plax’s incident, I was thinking about all the self-inflicted wounds that athletes have suffered.
Gus Frerotte’s headbutt, obviously, is in a platinum class all by itself. But I went to look for the clip of the incident and came up completely empty.
Then I glanced up at my TV.
And there was Gus, sporting a striped collared shirt and a meticulously coiffed uni-brow. He was sitting next to his wife, who kind of looks like a post-Thanksgiving Day Andrea Kreamer — all swollen and thick.They cut to a scene at the Frerotte household, which showed Miss Fr’Real getting pegged in the face by a kickball.
In the absence of the head-butt video ANY WHERE ON THE WORLD-WIDE-FUCKING-WEB, we will have to settle for this. If the Frerotte’s want to upload the head-butt footage, I’ll gladly take this one down.
