Kellen Winslow II, seen here with the inspiration for the Joe Sports Fan logo, has a high ankle sprain and isn’t technically out for the year just yet. However, if you were running a shitty football team that had exactly one talented skill player on it’s roster (no, no, no, I see you there, Braylon but you were almost Dave Terrell-type shitty this season), and said player suffers an injury, are you going to rush him back solely so pasty, angry jagoffs that reside in their mom’s basement have a chance of winning their fake football leagues? Right.
Actually, who knows, after seeing this article, it’s clear that common sense isn’t available in abundance at Browns HQ. In fact, just disregard this entire post, well except of course for the Albert Hammond Jr./Gabe Kaplan hybrid in that picture. He should be acknowledged and mocked accordingly.
Snark update: I must have been too fixated on the putz on the right to notice KWII’s arm when I was writing this, but effin-Jesus, every tattoo parlor should have a picture of that readily available on the wall so meatbags can just walk in and say “Gimme the Annoying Douche.” Collegiate symbol interchangeable. Group rates available for Duke, USC and oh, I don’t know, how about….uh..Troy? Yeah, I said it. Fuck Troy. Douches.
