Tirico Suave

I was three tracks deep on the new Kanye album when I came up with the notion of a throat ring that comes with Auto-Tune pre-installed so tracheotomy patients can sound just like T-Pain instead of a Speak ‘n’ Spell that’s low on battery power. I mean since it has the same exact effect, no matter the person, then fuck it, why shouldn’t people who have already suffered through such a great deal at least not have a shot at scraping together a marginal R&B career?