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Jim Leyritz Simply Feels That Committing Drunken Vehicular Manslaughter Should Not Impede His Chicken Marsala Consumption

Posted by Harvey Bars · November 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Jim Leyritz Is A Prick

From the fine, virtual pages of the New York Post:

Former Yankee Jim Leyritz has yet to be tried for allegedly killing a young mom while driving drunk, but he’s asking a judge to order a “bothersome” Breathalyzer device removed from his car, court records reveal.

Leyritz, 44, has to keep the device in his car as a condition of being free pending trial on manslaughter charges. He allegedly ran a red light and hit Fredia Ann Veitch, 30, in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., last Dec. 28.

His blood-alcohol content was .14 after a night of drinking to celebrate his birthday. He must test his breath every 10 to 15 minutes while driving; if he fails to do so or if the device detects alcohol, the Breathalyzer shuts off the car.

“He cannot leave the car with a valet, because it cannot be started by the valet,” his lawyers said in a statement.

And he “can’t eat things like chicken Marsala,” said his ex-wife, Karri, because certain foods cause false positives.

Just consider yourself lucky that the judge didn’t listen to my suggestion that you also be forced to drive around with the corpse of the woman you killed as well.

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