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Guaranteeing The Loss Of Readership In New England

Posted by Losloseeboy · November 13th, 2008

According to the NY Post, an anonymous New York Jet accused the Patriots defense of having a nasty case of old-man-ass.

One Jets offensive player, who spoke under the condition of anonymity because he didn’t want to provide bulletin board fodder for the Patriots, talked about being “sick to our stomachs” about the Jets’ 19-10 loss in Week 2 at the Meadowlands. He felt the Patriots were vulnerable – particularly on defense. Not to mention it was the first game with Matt Cassel at quarterback, after Tom Brady was injured in Week 1 vs. the Chiefs.

The player spoke matter-of-factly about how “slow” and “old” a number of the New England defenders are and how he believes the Jets should be able to put up “a lot of points” on them tonight.

The Suave has the scoop on this one. The player in question, without a doubt, is RB Leon Washington. Check out the evidence documented below.

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I say this without the slightest reservation: Blow their fucking brains out, Leon.

J-E-T-S! (Just Exterminate Toupee Suitors) JETS! JETS! JETS!

Prediction: 20-17, Jets

Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Taking the "war and football" metaphor too far

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