I like Brady Quinn. I think he’s going to be a quality quarterback, but i don’t understand all of the odd, crotch grabbing that his happy hands get to tickling any time someone pulls out a camera. If he’s gay, that’s cool. I live in California. I’m hip. I voted No on Prop 8, which means I voted yes on not doing something we shouldn’t do. We’re all good there.
If Quinn doesn’t have a little Andy Dick in him or isn’t planning on telling people publicly that he does, then all of this gonzo grabbing has to stop. Actually, I take that back. I enjoy putting together blurry-lined, bi-sexual video montages starring football players. It’s my gift, it’s my curse.


























































