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Mike Jacobs Looks Forward To The Day He’ll Be Able To Demonstrate His Baseball Skills In Front Of More Than 4,000 People

Posted by Harvey Bars · October 30th, 2008

Mike Jacobs Traded To Kansas City

Perk up, sport! This trade’s not all bad. Your viewership just got bumped up nearly 20%!

Look, I know it’s frustrating Mike, but baby steps my friend, baby steps. You think a few years back Mississippi looked at it’s #50 ranking in terms of it’s state’s literacy and then took aim at passing Vermont or Massachusetts? Hell no! First they take out #49 Arkansas and then go from there.

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