The NBA started last night
. . . and I got fucking stoned.
That’s right, it’s a tradition. Opening night of NBA is blunt night.
As a Knicks fan, herbal medication has been the only way to survive the last half-decade. But with the haze comes inspiration, which undoubtedly benefits you Suave addicts.
For this season, I’ll be running an NBA video series, titled, “The NBA Stoned Me.” It will involve a few videos a week that, if I succeed, should make you feel stoned. You know, like a contact high, or whatever.
With that said, here’s the debut clip, featuring Lamar Odom and Sasha Vujacic.
I can’t promise a wide-range of teams in future vids, as I used to be on Dolan’s payroll — this is actually true — and am still a slave to my Knicks.
