Here are two Buffalo-related items that I meant to post recently.
Then my internal power-source — cocaine supply (I’m not entirely comfortable with saying that, so I’m giving you a chance to play Suave Ad-libs. The best suggestion will be imported) — died.
But I remember Harvey clicking submit on this coat-hanger-abortion, so now it’s my turn.
Miami 2017 Buffalo 2008 (Seen the lights go out at Wegmans)
I picture Buffalo native Ani DiFranco — with hair creeping out of the arm pits of her Kawika Mitchell jersey — singing a rousing acoustic rendition of the Billy Joel classic at Ralph Wilson this past Sunday.
Trent Edwards debuts his Wayne Chrebet Halloween costume
Buffalo can turn into Sturbridge Village at the drop of a balloon — completely smearing Ben Franklin in the process. They cannot, however, hide what Adrian Wilson did to Trent “cliche stubble” Edwards’ cranium.
Until next time, my friends.
