Ok. It’s not really a political announcement, but whatever. Just know that Triple T is back on the scene because…I don’t know why. I’m sure he’s got a good reason though.
According to IMDB, Terry Tate, aka Mighty Rasta, filed to run for governor of California in 2003…so yeah…ummm…don’t say the Suave never ummm…didn’t prepare for you for the election this November. Or whatever.
This blog post could have been much more coherent, but I just spent thirty minutes watching every Office Linebacker video on the internet and I’m borderline braindead now.
Takeaways:
1 – TT went through a big “Believe Dat” Jose Lima phase.
2 – There’s a fat guy that shows up in a number of videos. It might be Dennis Blundon from Head of the Class. Yeah, I’m old. F*ck you.
3 – Does Terry Tate have an away jersey? What happens when he has a meeting in another office, and that office’s linebacker is sporting a dark red jersey? As a professional, Tate should really have a white primary colored jersey with red secondary colors. And if he doesn’t, I’d imagine that the other office linebacker would have the right to spear Terry Tate for breach of etiquette first?
4 – What do you think an office linebacker gets paid? Do they get paid regular salaries or are there rookie contracts and veteran’s minimums?
5 – Lastly, there should be a Terry Tate application for bloggers. Look, not every post is a winner. This one probably wasn’t. What if halfway through a terrible post, Terry Tate appeared on your screen and erased all of your work and said “Wooo! This post is toast. You’re better than that. Believe that!” It would be terrible, but funny every time it happened to someone else.
Hat Tip: Sports Crackle Pop
