Tirico Suave

Hey, look at us with two nominations at this year’s Blogscars, which recognizes “sports blogs that are best at displaying videos for their readers”. Thank God the committee wasn’t paying attention to all the times when Shakespeare D. posted broken embed codes from YouTube. We’re up against some pretty stiff competition so we’re going to play up the underdog parallels between us and a young Marisa Tomei, in the abstract sense of course. But you do have our word on this: if we are fortunate enough to take home one these e-statues, we all promise to never do a gratuitous full frontal nude scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman. In fact, if we do hear our names announced on Blogscar night, I’m thinking we’ll probably send Sacheen Littlefeather up to the stage in our place instead.

Via NESW Sports.