In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story:
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said one of the passengers, 38-year-old Paula Elaine Evans, was trying to swallow as many pills as she could. A man, 43-year-old Randy Lewis, who was wearing a shirt that read “Buy This Dad a Beer,” told police he had drank at least 15 beers, the Kingsport Times-News reported.
Right? I mean for chrissakes it even happened in a town called Blountville. Anyone looking to buy RLew that beer had better be up to snuff on the dollar-to-mackerel exchange rate chart.
