In a shocking turn of events, The Suave is teaming up with ESPN to help bring down the Cowboys.
While our methods of forced-implosion are slightly different than Ed Werder’s mustache-mayhem, I think there is definitely room for both.
Here is my contribution:
Feel free to team up with us — lowly, perverse bloggers — and juiced-up Mickey Mouse .
After all, it will take all of America to take down “America’s Team.” (Fine, I guess ESPN Deportes can tag along, too)
Godspeed.
